AYO! jacked this from . ok, we're doing visual puns in art and i'm doing...ready for this?- tai chi. it's gonna be a plaster of a tie in the stance of a person doing tai chi. cheesey, huh? it was either that or nose ring. someone else is doing camouflage, but like CAMELflage...olli. ^^ that made me laugh.

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
start water first...too cold if otherwise

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
on the herbal essence ones they have riddles and jokes...also, if not, how would u know that it's REALLY shampoo? it could be conditioner..or SHAMPOO!(get the last one?)

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
ummm, no.

4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
when i was like.. 2!

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
when i was little- with my sis

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
that kinda sounds gross (never thought of that)

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
YES!!! (it HURTS!)

8.) How old do you look?
prob. older than i actually am

9.) How old do you act?
depends on the day and time

10.) What is the last song you sang?
TAKE...THESE BROKEN WINGS...

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Culver's birthday club (i used my anagram name)

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
see my great grandpa (maybe- )

13.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
no

14) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
i pretended to when i was little and my parents wanted me to eat my veggies.

16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
prob. the cabin boy. if i didn't change in physical strengh, et., i would fail at most things.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
no

18) Have you ever been called a slut?
no

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
the closest thing to this was when my grandpa went to Greece and bought the Song of the South movie (is illegal to sell in U.S.) and then burned us a copy (this is the movie that the song zippidy doo da came from)

20.) Does playing guitar make someone attractive?
No, it just makes them think that THEY are attractive

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
our high school varsity tennis team is one of the best in the state

23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
a LOT

24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
just my closest friends (jk)

25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
do i have enemies? i wouldn't know, guess friends

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yep! All the time!

27.) Can you fix your own car?
tuh, no!

28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
yeah, they kinda creeped me out (every one of them were like wannabe gangsters- why? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!)

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
no! (well, maybe a few...)

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
no (not on purpose)

31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No.

33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Ugh, no!

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
yeah, i died. it was weird.

35.) Have you ever given to charity?
yeah

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
*gasp!* no!

37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
have before

38.) Do you get along with your parents?
depends on day. usually yes with my mom. no with my dad (so insensitive!)

39.) Do you have plans for your future?
my dream is to be a disney princess and write sci-fi fantasy christian books (like tolkien and Lewis)

Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
hey you! and.. did u get this question?

Two Parts of you Heritage:
prussian (german) and dutch

Two Things That Scare You:
spiders and my needles (DUCKS!)

Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
eyeliner and a book

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
my totally awesome vans and my rings

Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
sharing of interests and laughter

Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
smarts and eyes

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Reading, drawing (have to do one more- playing my instruments)

Two Things You Want Really Badly right now:
life to be like photoshop and pie

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
ireland and scotland

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
write a book and open up a resteraunt in (everybody sing!) SANTA FE

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
i should probably do homework
♪open up a restraunt in santa fe♫

Two people You haven't talked to in a while?:
racheal
someone else

Two favorite animals:
hawk
scottie dog

Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
i don't want to do me history and it looked interesting

Spell your name without vowels:
JSSCNNSRKS

How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
idk

shorts?
like 3 (not big on shorts)

How many are designer?
none (too xpensive)

What color do you wear most often?
?

Least favorite color?
hunter orange

Last song heard on the radio?
Falling Inside the Black by Skillet

What's for dinner tonight?
apple sauce and something else

Are you happy with your life right now?
sure, wish i wasn't a perfectionest and so ocd, but hey, can't get everything

Last person you called on your cell phone:
manda to see if she felt better

NOW FOR THE...
[Do you own a?]

- PS2: no
- XBOX [360]: just got one (for netflix)
- PSP: ^^ i love it
- Wii: Yes.
- Gamecube: yup
- SIDEKICK: no
- digital camera?: yup
- Ipod: yup (don't use it as much though)
- Car: ^^ got it on mi 16th
- Computer: no
- Laptop: family one
- Palm Pilot: broken one my dad gave me (it's my pretend spy gadget)
- Cell Phone: ^^
- RAZR Cell Phone: Nope.

In what state or country do you want to go to school after high school?
Indiana

Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie?
NO! too much money and...yuk

How do you make money?
i grow in on trees and try to make pigs fly

Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?
personally, idk...long time ago

How's the weather?:
better than it was

Are you missing someone right now?:
my great grandpa is dying ()

What chores do you have around the house?
Whatever I'm asked

One word to describe you:
procrastinator

Favorite pair of shoes?
my awesome bumble slippers

Do you own big sunglasses?:
yeah, but they are cheaper rayban-style ones (& hot pink)

Do you find yourself attractive?:
idk

What would you rather be doing right now?
eating and then sleeping

What should you be doing right now?
homework

Last text message you received?
lol, ur a dork! night!

Who did you hug today?:
brothers

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
1

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
blue

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
say hi

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
huh, i wish i had one of those money suits

Q: I can't wait till..?
i'm retired

Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
wait....NOW!.....about....4 seconds ago

Q: Who got you to join myspace?
myself

Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
2 snackwraps (honeymustard) and a shamerocolate shake

Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
no

Q: Look to your left. Whats there?
my dad's encyclopedia of immaturity (i ain't lying)

Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
i stole a sweater for warmth at school

Q: What website do you visit the most?
deviantart

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
dead ones

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
the top point on my right shoulder blade (tennis)

Q: What city was your last taxicab ride in?
nowhere

Q: Do you own a picture phone?
yeah, but it's my old one (and the picture taker doesn't work anymore, rly cheap)

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
yesterday

LAST PERSON YOU...
1. Saw: James

2. Hugged: cute little Jay-lynn

3. Shopped With: karin

4. Went out With: no one

5. Song you listened to: see question #(whatever that radio ? was)

6. What are you doing now: writing this....now this.

7. What are you doing tonight: homework, then bed

urgh! now i have to do history homework! a;lisgeh;aliwgh;oaiehryg;ilakhg;ali i bored. HOLY CRAP!!!! a carpenter ant just went under my fingers and flew across the keyboard! EAHH! anywho,.....somebody comment me. ha! i just blew the ant off the table.